The Many Pains of Kenny

Choose a character to learn about:
Kenny McCormick
Mrs. McCormick
Mr. McCormick

Kenny McCormick

Kenny is the dirty little monkey of the group. His words are muffled so you can't understand what he's saying, but the other kids can. And reportedly, if you COULD hear what he was saying...well, I doubt the show would stay on TV much longer. ^_^ He also has the proud distinction of being the kid who dies a twisted death in almost every episode. He's got more lives than a cat though, because he just KEEPS COMING BACK! Perhaps he's dealing with the devil? ^_^

Mr. McCormick

Mr. McCormick appears to be the redneck sort, and his family is not very well-off money-wise. The McCormicks are the only poor family in town, and their luck generally is always bad luck. And who wouldn't agree with that when their kid dies all the time? ^_^

Mrs. McCormick

Mrs. McCormick appears to be of the redneck sort, and she basically does the good wife/supportive mom thing. Beyond that there isn't much else besides feeling bad about Kenny dying all the time.

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